An Adult Story Time

The room was normally neat and tidy with no sight of a mess to fill the eyes at all. This room, was my usual room in the hotel I stayed in for when I was in london dating. I almost felt as if I belonged to this room when I was in London dating, but for some reason whilst I was in London dating this time, the room felt different. There was a strange sense coming from that room. I tell you now, after that trip to London, I vow to never go in London dating again, or at least If I do I will not go to the same hotel or ever use that room again. Even the bed felt different, and believe me, I know how that bed feels by the amount of times I have slept In it. The mattress was torn and less comfortable. I knew I could not bring a gorgeous girl here to hold at night. She would think this was a hotel room from hell. A quick scan around the room once more told me that somebody had been in this room. Not the maid. Not a member of staff from the hotel, but a complete stranger. I could smell them. I could see how they had changed everything and how their hands ha arrange things differently, from the folds in the curtain, to how the locks on the dresser was arranged. I knew that once I found out who did this, I would punish them by giving them a good tickle, for I was the Jelly monster.

It may sound strange me saying I am the jelly monster, but it is true. I was born on Planet Jello, which is miles and miles away from Earth. In fact, it is closer to planet Venus. Planet Jello is a nice little planet. It is rather small and the air smells very gas like. But it is a beautiful planet. The sky burns a bright red and the planet is swarmed with lots of lush fields and views of pretty dark green. The planet has a high population but not to the extent that the planet is over populated like planet Earth. As you may or may have not guessed, us jelly monsters are very clever. After all, we found a way to planet Earth to dare your women. We have never seen you on our planet before.