An Adult Story Time

Dan was a man who had a lot of passion for his work. He was a policeman, a copper or a bobby, as some people called him, and he loved to protect the streets of his little village, make sure that no one was doing anything that would break the rules, or doing anything that was even remotely unusual for that matter. Dan was the sort of chap that completely adored order. He liked everything to be tidy, in lines and boxes, and nothing should ever be outside of the box or different from usual.

Anyway, a man had been convicted of a crime. It was not a big crime, it was in fact merely the stealing of a jar of very tasty plum jam, but that did not stop Dan from doing his job properly.

He found out where the convict had been living and he broke in to check that the fellow had not been hiding anything 'dangerous' in his flat. The first place he would check would be on the man's laptop.

He hacked his way in and checked to see there was nothing bad on the history. A couple of hundred dating websites popped up at the touch of a button. There were quite literally hundreds of them! Anything from 'on-line dating direct' to 'Singles united,' Dan had found the most compiled and extensive list of dating websites that man or woman had ever made. He decided that this would be a piece of evidence for the court.

Dan took another quick look at the list of dating websites. He noted down a couple that looked quite promising for his own ventures, and then got back to work. He printed the long list of dating websites so that the court would see what the man had been up to, and then he went downstairs to the kitchen.

There was a sweet aroma wafting up from the fridge, and Dan decided that he would have to check it out. There, in the fridge he found another pot of the yummy plum jam. But Dan would have to be sure that it was plum jam. He dipped his finger in and tried some. Well, he couldn't be sure just yet. He would have to try some more on toast...

After eating most of the convicts food, Dan squeezed out of the broken window once more and headed back off to court.